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09-18-2009 09:31 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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When I was married 25 years I took a look at my...
When I was married 25 years I took a look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I...
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04-20-2009 09:35 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to...
A mother took her five-year-old son with her
to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the... -
02-26-2009 07:43 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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He ordered one hamburger, one order of French...
He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife..
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02-11-2009 10:28 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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PHONES IN CHURCH A man in Topeka, Kansas...
PHONES IN CHURCH
A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.
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01-14-2009 10:10 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a...
Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
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01-12-2009 10:25 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an...
At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue.
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12-02-2008 10:53 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A man and a woman who had never met before, and...
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on a Trans-continental train.
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10-06-2008 09:35 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
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09-13-2008 10:19 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Many, many years ago when I was twenty three, I...
Many, many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter,
who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her,
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09-03-2008 09:40 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A rich lawyer was going down the street in his...
A rich lawyer was going down the street in his limo when he
saw a hobo kneeling in a park, eating the grass. The lawyer
asked his chauffeur to stop and rolled down the window to
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08-11-2008 11:04 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A Fair Explanation The wife came home early...
A Fair Explanation
The wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
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08-06-2008 10:52 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this...
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and
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08-01-2008 10:36 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that...
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars...
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07-31-2008 10:24 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his...
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
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07-23-2008 10:59 PM
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AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED (II)..... After...
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED (II).....
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
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07-23-2008 10:56 PM
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AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED............ My wife...
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED............
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
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07-11-2008 09:22 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Being retired... Working people frequently ask...
Being retired...
Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days
interesting.
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06-20-2008 10:05 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A recent study found the average American walks ...
A recent study found the average American walks
about 900 miles per year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average,
22 gallons of beer a year.
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04-25-2008 11:04 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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DEATH OF AN ICON........ SAD NEWS Please...
DEATH OF AN ICON........
SAD NEWS
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
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04-16-2008 06:27 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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UPS pilots and the mechanics. -----Remember it...
UPS pilots and the mechanics.
-----Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but
only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance
for those who fly routinely in their jobs.
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04-07-2008 10:36 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Why don't we iron four leaf clovers? We don't...
Why don't we iron four leaf clovers?
We don't want to press our luck.
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04-03-2008 11:42 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A guy goes in and robs a bank. On the way out he...
A guy goes in and robs a bank. On the way out he confronts a bank customer, and asks him, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man says, "Yes", and the robber shoots him. The robber, nearing the door,...
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04-02-2008 06:33 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Which one?
Which one?
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04-01-2008 09:45 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A guy goes into a bank full of customers and robs...
A guy goes into a bank full of customers and robs it. On the way out he stops and asks a man, "Did you see me rob the bank?". The man said yes, and the robber shoots him dead. He steps over to...
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03-14-2008 10:00 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental...
The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions;
They don't know whether to vote for the 'Nut' with two Boobs or the 'Boob' with two Nuts.
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What a cool old car. I’m glad it will still be near you, and taken care of.
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