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Little Johnny and little Mary are in the sand box playing when little Johnny pulls out the front of his pants, points down and says....ha ha, I have one of these and you don't.:) Little Mary pulls...

17. I thought I was wrong once,:eek: but that was a mistake.:rolleyes::LOL:




Jack.

I know we're supposed to keep politics out of it but that last one was too good to pass up.:rolleyes::LOL:


Jack.

My preference is Miracle Whip.:3dSMILE:


Jack.

I think someone in Seattle will be getting a lot of strange calls.:rolleyes::LOL:


Jack.

I wonder if that cured her from wanting to jump.:rolleyes::LOL:

Jack.

More senior humor.



AGING HUMOR


It’s hell to be in your seventies….older people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!
Consider this: A 75-year-old man was requested by...

Another potato joke,

This rather handsome man is cruising up and down the beach on the French Riviera looking for some action with no results. During his passes he sees a ugly, scroungy, skinny...

Better than being a proctologist.:eek::LOL:

Jack.

Little Jimmy tells his little sister Betty one morning: "we almost lost mommy last night. I heard some loud moaning coming from mommy and daddy's bedroom so I went in, there was mommy with her arms...

I would click a "like" on this last one but my wife would take it the wrong way.:HMMM:;):LOL:

Jack

You are both wrong, innuendo is a Italian suppository.:HMMM::rolleyes::LOL:

Jack.

Yeah,

That's what got me started. Luckily I found a few who didn't mind the taste of liquor.:rolleyes:;):LOL:

Jack.

Holy Cow,

You're right Roger but I did notice her eyes are brown.:HMMM:;):LOL:

Jack.

These four older ladies that lived in Yugoslavia always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when
they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money together and...

Binge sminge, It's the same wherever you are. I haven't binged since my 30's, I try to but I fall asleep way before I pass out.:eek::HMMM::LOL:

Jack.

The gendarme was crossing a bridge on the seine river when he spots this gentleman about to jump. Monsieur, he says, why are you jumping? My name is Pierre, he says, I built this bridge, I build...

The gendarme was crossing a bridge on the seine river when he spots this gentleman about to jump. Monsieur, he says, why are you jumping? My name is Pierre, he says, I built this bridge, I build...

IC2,

Love that one.:eek::LOL::LOL:

Jack.

A wise old man told me once as I was trying to grow a beard..." Never cultivate anything around your mouth that grows wild around your Arss".

Jack.

That Christmas story at the beginning of this thread reminds me of one summer day when I and two of my 6th grade friends were sitting on the curb trying to think of something different to do that...

Banned,

Yeah, thought I might be pushing the envelope on that one:HMMM:. Tried to make the lady and daughter generic but the dialect used dictated otherwise.;)

Jack.

This black lady walks into the photo studio with her teen age daughter to have their portrait taken. The photographer sets them down in front of the camera then goes behind and puts his head under...

Is there any wonder:LOL:.

Jack.