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04-05-2013 02:31 PM
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The Outhouse
Many of us remember “fondly” (not!) using the Outhouse. Oh, those were the “good old days!”
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the... -
03-28-2013 10:13 AM
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see...
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it...
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03-28-2013 08:00 AM
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Blind Clerk A woman goes into Cabela's to buy...
Blind Clerk
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
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03-28-2013 07:59 AM
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The raise Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk...
The raise
Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss:
Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?
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02-19-2013 01:02 PM
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Doctors vs Gun Owners
Number of physicians in the US = 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians/year =120,000.
Accidental deaths/physician = 0.171
Number of gun owners in US = 80,000,000
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02-09-2013 07:09 AM
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Yep, another blond joke
A local fella on his way to a meeting is driving down this country lane. He spots a rabbit on the edger of the road. Just as he is about to pass he is shocked to observe the rabbit hop into his path....
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02-06-2013 07:26 AM
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30th anniversary
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box
under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
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01-03-2013 06:34 PM
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Me too, Robin, but you have to understand the...
Me too, Robin, but you have to understand the current American political disaster. Wont say more or Bill will again chastise me for stepping out of bounds ;={ .
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01-03-2013 04:30 AM
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For immediate distribution
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
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12-28-2012 11:12 AM
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JUST PICTUrE THIS ONE
Guys, just picture this one
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
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12-14-2012 07:56 AM
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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in...
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
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12-14-2012 07:51 AM
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Keep this in mind the next time you are about to...
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him... -
12-13-2012 08:49 AM
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I can believe that since I just read yesterday...
I can believe that since I just read yesterday that there is only a 7% 8th grade ability in reading, therefore spelling skills in the schools.
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12-06-2012 05:03 AM
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Especially for those who went to Catholic schools
Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
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11-30-2012 01:56 PM
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This of course, does NOT apply to any of...
This of course, does NOT apply to any of us:whacked::
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,... -
11-23-2012 09:59 AM
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
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11-22-2012 04:42 AM
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Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the...
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
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11-19-2012 12:13 PM
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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and...
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..
He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
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11-17-2012 10:40 AM
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An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100...
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
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11-05-2012 08:33 AM
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Something for lamin8er (Robin) to 'chew on'
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
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11-02-2012 11:14 AM
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The Night Light
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical
All of his tests come back with normal results.
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10-31-2012 06:22 PM
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Gander Tower : "Syrian Air 511 -- You are cleared...
Gander Tower : "Syrian Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Syrian Air : "Thank you Gander . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R
- Allah be Praised."
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10-31-2012 04:01 AM
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Yep!! It was done just right for me. I used to...
Yep!! It was done just right for me. I used to eat my cow just warmed through enough to make sure that with a bit of care it couldn't recover, but after a few scares with tainted beef, decided to...
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10-30-2012 05:41 PM
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I had a very nice chunk of cow this evening and...
I had a very nice chunk of cow this evening and last night, a slab of salmon - 'Tasty' they were:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL: Guess that makes me a member of the real P.E.T.A.
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10-30-2012 02:03 PM
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Which reminds me - saw this today: PETA wants...
Which reminds me - saw this today: PETA wants sign to memorialize dead fish | sign, fish, letter - News - The Orange County Register
"PETA wants sign to memorialize fish killed in crash
An...
I launched a set of books today aimed at small children. Even managed to hit three of the little beggars...
the Official CHR joke page duel