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05-22-2018 07:43 AM
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Prince Harry's Bachelor Party - Quote of the...
Prince Harry's Bachelor Party - Quote of the Day...
"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill
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04-21-2018 10:52 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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People frequently complain about the police, but...
People frequently complain about the police, but you rarely hear about
the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen
carburetor. Last January on a bitterly... -
01-09-2018 06:48 AM
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 5:58 PM. He...
Bob walked into a sports bar around 5:58 PM. He sat down next to
a very attractive blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 6 PM
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03-22-2017 08:59 AM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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I was talking to a Mexican guy the other day and...
I was talking to a Mexican guy the other day and the subject came up about the "wall".
"The folks in Mexico must be really upset about a wall being built between our two countries",I said,
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12-10-2016 08:06 AM
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-------- A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi,...
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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
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11-23-2016 02:27 PM
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The other day a friend commented about the many...
The other day a friend commented about the many wrinkles in my face.
"Those aren't wrinkles," I said. "Those are laugh lines."
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11-03-2016 01:26 PM
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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in...
A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are... -
06-17-2016 07:36 AM
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Walking Downtown . . .. . . So, I was...
Walking Downtown . . .. . .
So, I was walking downtown and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.
As I... -
06-10-2016 04:48 PM
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Been there. Done that. You have my sympathy.
Been there.
Done that.
You have my sympathy. -
06-10-2016 08:38 AM
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-At my age I realize that: 1. I...
-At my age I realize that:
1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.
3. I don't need anger management. I need people... -
05-26-2016 09:37 AM
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from...
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down......
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05-24-2016 04:53 AM
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An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership...
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the
car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
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04-29-2016 09:09 AM
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.. BAGPIPE FUNERAL ...
.. BAGPIPE FUNERAL
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow
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04-28-2016 09:02 AM
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Dr. Geezer An old geezer became very...
Dr. Geezer
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not... -
04-16-2016 09:40 AM
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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A...
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and... -
03-08-2016 10:32 AM
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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to...
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I... -
02-17-2016 08:31 AM
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The Darwin's are out ... Yes, it's that...
The Darwin's are out ...
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed,
honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his .38... -
02-07-2016 05:32 PM
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A very successful American lawyer parked his...
A very successful American lawyer parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road,... -
02-02-2016 11:41 AM
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Blonde MEN Jokes A friend told the...
Blonde MEN Jokes
A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
... -
01-23-2016 07:19 AM
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Canada always ready to help! Press release: ...
Canada always ready to help!
Press release:
The Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, met with the President
of the United States and strongly supported the war on terrorism.
Prime... -
01-21-2016 07:44 AM
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Romance Barb was lying in bed one night....
Romance
Barb was lying in bed one night. Al was falling asleep but Barb
was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.
"... -
12-20-2015 01:32 PM
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Holiday parties and driving experience--- ...
Holiday parties and driving experience---
I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being... -
10-22-2015 12:47 PM
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After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. ...
After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left.
Then the Doctor's nurse came in. As she shut the door, she looked at me and then
she slowly whispered, very cautiously into my ear, so that no one... -
10-17-2015 06:08 PM
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A Californian and an Texan were deer hunting in...
A Californian and an Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south
Texas when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Texan takes
careful aim, shoots and kills him.
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08-18-2015 12:40 PM
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Last Fall my buddy asked me if I knew of a good...
Last Fall my buddy asked me if I knew of a good place to hunt. I said I did and the next morning he and I loaded up our rifles and headed for our hunting area.
"First I have to stop and ask the...
Thank you JOATMON That's the fitting I was wanting to try. Ordered it and will see if that works.
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