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i copied it and posted it to City Data forum with no problems but i cant copy it again and take it to another forum .. weird !! i`, still laughing when i think of it .

perhaps the folks down under pronounce mayor ... mare ..

on more than one occasion i have pulled peoples hubcaps and filled them with rocks ..

back by popular demand ... one more ... i recently went to my realtors office to inquire about a new property to purchase and while i was there i would from time to time hear a loud " GONG " sound...

more you ask ? it is well know that Roy Rodgers had a shoe fetish .. he had thousands of pairs ..one day he came home from filming movies and found one of his favorite pair of shoes had been...

is this better ? in the deepest darkest bush of the outback once in a large grass hut lived a king who ruled from a throne made of solid gold .. on more than one ocassion his throne was stolen as...

three hundred or so years ago in the middle of america there live a tribe of indians .. i believe it`s the present day state of Indiana .. anywho they survived mostly only an apatite of apples they...

pun intended .. a friend of mine was in a bit of a pickle .. we will call him John .. after 30 years of being blissfully wed to his wife Kate he was developing feeling for another woman he...

i bet you have to read it more than once to get it ... .
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:


A wife asked her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy a...

along that vein and yet not very funny at the time at the service station i worked at in the mid 80`s the nite closing crew forgot to set the safety catch on the car lift with a reasonable new...

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac today at burger king and got one ..

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,
a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a...

i was at wallyworld the other day and saw A blind man walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and...

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if
not cured, get back...

as i was taking my walk yesterday i came upon 3 birds sitting on a power line .. i hear one of them say " my instincts tell me to go west this year " ... another one says " my instincts tell me to...

i was kinda shocked as well .. i had thought we had a post censor to **** certain words but i guess not .. oh well .. all is well ..

Saint Peter is seeing all of the new arrivals trying to go thru the pearly gates in heaven.
>
> The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one.
> "I came home...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

A guy begins dating a beautiful woman and really begins to fall for her. But he is a little disturbed about a quirk she has.....she's always grabbing his *****. When they go out to eat, she reaches...

Last night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital ICU.There were tubes up my nose and down my throat, and machines monitoring my every function.
I had a horrible pain in my head over...

An Israeli doctor says: "in Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "that’s...

three birds are sitting on a power line .. bird # 1 says " my instincts tell me to head south for the winter .... bird # 2 says " my instincts tell me to head west for the winter ... bird # 3 says...

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the...

ha !!! im` frum bama and i dont xcactly pronounce it like that but for the same results i could learn ....

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365 times a year !!!!!!! :eek::eek: