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An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.

The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.

He walked up and tied his...

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming...

RestoRod,
Brilliant minds think alike.
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The following are reportedly genuine complaints from tenants to their landlords in England.

1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

2) He's...

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I named mine Mentalpause my wife immediately corrected me and said, "you dumby, you spelled it wrong!"
Never one to know when to shut up I...

Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.


With some apprehension he...

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little bastidge, O'Conner," says Sean,
"He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a...

Once upon a time
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In a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted...

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the...

A true Story - New Neighbors House

Read the story below before you look at the pictures.


This is a true story, it happened in Utah and was on the news!
I thought each of you could use a...

C'mon Don!

You can't blame the poor Mexican guy.
He's baffled by the fact that they found somebody in Alabama who could read!:3dSMILE:

Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well-endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the...

One blazing hot Sunday afternoon Ruby and Sapphire were just sitting around.
Ruby turns to Sapphire and says, "Sapphire, ratha than us juss sittin here sweatin, we should do sumthin."
Sapphire in...

Three old ladies are sitting in the park, minding their own business.

All of a sudden this guy springs out of the bushes and flashes them!

The first lady had a stroke.

The second lady had a...

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the...

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning...

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman...