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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you...

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly,...

I'd vote for this guy...


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Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.


Hell is Where:

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference..
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
it...

Bin Laden's Afterlife Surprise
After getting nailed, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells...

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just...

The best solution I've heard yet.

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I laughed so hard tears were running down my cheeks, wait a minute, I think they're real tears.