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Jesse Jackson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room...

This must be true, right?

Why Men Lie

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his ax fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,...

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
Mark Twain.

"I would rather have a...