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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip...

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> Defense Attorney:
> Will you please state your age?
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> Little Old Lady:
> I am 86 years old.
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> Defense Attorney:
> Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the...

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
>her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared
>and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
>...