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12-21-2022 07:56 PM
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...and a Merry Christmas to you all and your...
...and a Merry Christmas to you all and your families from Downunder.
I've got a lot of amusement and gleaned a lot of knowledge from all of you over the years, and I've thoroughly enjoyed it.
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09-16-2022 09:04 PM
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If you can't go pee on your lawn - look at the...
If you can't go pee on your lawn - look at the stars - smoke the last ciggie of the day - think about what you're going to do tomorrow - you're too damned close to town!
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09-11-2022 09:08 PM
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What he said. (I must admit I was sucked in...
What he said.
(I must admit I was sucked in until the last line...)
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09-10-2022 10:04 PM
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What a great idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
What a great idea.
Why didn't I think of that?
But in Our New Selection I don't now have a hoist!
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07-16-2022 09:21 PM
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I hear you on that! Here in NZ we have an...
I hear you on that!
Here in NZ we have an abundance of Japanese/Chinese/European cars/tools/ machinery all of which use metric threads on their fasteners.
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04-23-2022 09:30 PM
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It's better if it's a half inch wider than a half...
It's better if it's a half inch wider than a half inch narrower mate!
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03-28-2022 08:28 PM
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Crikey Joe, that was almost seven years ago when...
Crikey Joe, that was almost seven years ago when you started on Large Marge.
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02-05-2022 07:41 PM
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Welcome to the club mate, welcome to the club. ...
Welcome to the club mate, welcome to the club.
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02-04-2022 07:44 PM
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I feel for you. An old cliche springs to mind:...
I feel for you.
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01-05-2022 07:08 PM
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That was what She Who Must Be Obeyed was driving...
That was what She Who Must Be Obeyed was driving when I first met her.
I wasn't interested in the girl at that stage; it was the car I was admiring.
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05-30-2021 10:08 PM
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Double post.
Double post.
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05-30-2021 08:56 PM
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You've certainly been missed. I for one always...
You've certainly been missed. I for one always made a point of reading your posts.
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02-21-2021 07:54 PM
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What do they do with the ash? When it's cooled...
What do they do with the ash?
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01-23-2021 08:08 PM
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Winnie's story ran to nine pages. Mine ran to...
Winnie's story ran to nine pages.
Mine ran to twenty-one.
She wasn't the one out there wielding the axe or the saw or digging the post holes.
Whereas I was.
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01-21-2021 08:12 PM
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I'm enjoying reading your posts and your...
I'm enjoying reading your posts and your reminiscing. I bought my farm off a William (Bill) Balsom. Bill bought the farm by buying into a partnership with his older brother, and had eventually bought...
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01-19-2021 07:31 PM
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Yep. That's a seagull alright; the same as we get...
Yep. That's a seagull alright; the same as we get here in NZ.
In the winter months they do tend to fly inland, and they will scavenge anything.
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01-06-2021 06:57 PM
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Nostalgia eh? Just recently we went back to...
Nostalgia eh?
Just recently we went back to where I lived as a kid nearly sixty years ago.
Things have changed...tremendously.
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05-01-2020 09:22 PM
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We once had a Nissan 'thing' (can't remember what...
We once had a Nissan 'thing' (can't remember what the model was, daily drivers are just rubbish things we buy off the side of the road and drive until they go 'Pop',) and it had a delay on the...
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06-18-2018 02:27 PM
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I'm no medic, but my recommendation would be to...
I'm no medic, but my recommendation would be to get your prostate gland checked.
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11-21-2016 08:00 PM
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Don't I remember you saying you served with the...
Don't I remember you saying you served with the Marines?
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11-20-2016 07:30 PM
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Thank-you. Our New Zealand equivalent is the...
Thank-you.
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11-19-2016 07:52 PM
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Forgive my ignorance; but what is VFW?
Forgive my ignorance; but what is VFW?
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11-14-2016 07:39 PM
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Tonne is usually used to mean a metric tonne in...
Tonne is usually used to mean a metric tonne in our neck of the woods, metric measurements are Continental, whereas a ton is an Imperial measure.
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11-14-2016 07:37 PM
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Double post.
Double post.
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10-03-2016 07:40 PM
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There's sometimes a valid reason to use the 'F'...
There's sometimes a valid reason to use the 'F' word...
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