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03-27-2024 08:22 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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The following questions were set in last year's...
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)
Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
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03-24-2024 09:03 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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[QUOTE=rspears;598276]I thought of johnboy when I...
[QUOTE=rspears;598276]I thought of johnboy when I saw this one! He does love his Lion's Brown!!
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A strange thing there Roger. I've had a few Lion Browns every evening for about forty... -
03-23-2024 09:07 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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I lived in a houseboat and dated the girl next...
I lived in a houseboat and dated the girl next door.
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03-23-2024 09:05 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Notice in 'For Sale' column of local newspaper:...
Notice in 'For Sale' column of local newspaper: 'For sale by owner, complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes, excellent condition, no longer needed. Got Married last month and wife knows...
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03-16-2024 08:40 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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I've just started my new year's resolution to be...
I've just started my new year's resolution to be less lazy.
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03-16-2024 08:38 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Last night I was so drunk I took a cab home. ...
Last night I was so drunk I took a cab home.
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03-14-2024 07:58 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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I'd bet Jehovah Witnesses have some good knock...
I'd bet Jehovah Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes...
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03-14-2024 07:55 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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I phoned my Scottish boss this morning and said:...
I phoned my Scottish boss this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I won't be able to come in today, I've got a bit of a cough."
He said: "You have a wee cough laddie?"
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03-14-2024 07:51 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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"Daddy what's that flower called?" "That's a...
"Daddy what's that flower called?"
"That's a chrysanthemum son."
"How do you spell that?"
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03-12-2024 09:33 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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The missus told me to put tomato sauce on the...
The missus told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list.
I don't know why.
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03-08-2024 06:49 PM
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Little known fact. The famous actor Raymond Burr...
Little known fact. The famous actor Raymond Burr had a lumberjack brother named Tim.
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02-29-2024 07:45 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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My Visa was declined at the sweater shop. So...
My Visa was declined at the sweater shop.
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02-29-2024 07:44 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Never buy flowers from monks. That way you can...
Never buy flowers from monks.
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02-20-2024 08:20 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A married couple were on safari when a lion leaps...
A married couple were on safari when a lion leaps from the bush and drags the husband off.
"SHOOT" he screams at his wife. "SHOOT!"
"I CAN'T!" she shouts back, 'YOU HAVE THE CAMERA!" -
02-19-2024 06:55 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Someone ripped the 5th month from my calendar. ...
Someone ripped the 5th month from my calendar.
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02-17-2024 07:17 PM
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When we were young, we used to sneak out of our...
When we were young, we used to sneak out of our homes to go to parties.
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02-08-2024 07:26 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Just helped my neighbour bury a rolled up carpet...
Just helped my neighbour bury a rolled up carpet in the bush out back.
She said her husband would have done it, but he is out of town.
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02-05-2024 07:55 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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That's a doozy Hank, better than anything I've...
That's a doozy Hank, better than anything I've ever posted.
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02-03-2024 07:19 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see...
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it...
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02-01-2024 01:01 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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There's a fella going around attacking people...
There's a fella going around attacking people with a knitting needle.
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01-29-2024 08:00 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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Paddy wasn't feeling too flash, so he went to see...
Paddy wasn't feeling too flash, so he went to see the doctor. The doctor told him he couldn't diagnose his ailment properly, so told Paddy to get a specimen.
Paddy went home to Mary, and said "The... -
01-26-2024 07:51 PM
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Many of us remember “fondly” (not!) using the Outhouse. Oh, those were the “good old days!”
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the... -
01-25-2024 08:03 PM
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So an 80 year old man went to the doctor for a...
So an 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
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01-25-2024 07:46 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a...
So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and asks, “Is this whisky?”
Elmer replies, “Yeth but not as whisky as wobbing a bank.” -
01-25-2024 07:39 PM
Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel
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A couple lived near the ocean and walked the...
A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot.
One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one...
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What a cool old car. I’m glad it will still be near you, and taken care of.
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