I think if I ever own a business and I the government asks me what I do with my hazardous material, I'll just tell them something like this:

"Oh me and my colleage climb to the top of the local water tower and pour the contents in there that way it's nobody's problem anymore."

or

"Well I usually catch the stray dogs in town lapping it up off of the ground at night. By the way would transmission fluid cause a dog's eyes to glow red at night?"


CarFreak
AKA The Charginator