Hear me, children of the wheel, cast yon containers of foul and evil Armor-All away from thy homes, lest ye receive the harsh judgment of the grand inquisitor SprayTech! Armor-All is an abomination that has caused many a tear to run from the eye of a goodly painter, and ruined the angelic aspirations of ever-hopeful children of the wheel. Armor-All... I renounce you! I renounce you!