lol... speaking of uncle bens... we were at K-Mart one night and we saw the most horrible of all ricers! it was this Honda with stickers all over it, a gaigantic Wing , Hood pins, and just about anything you can just about imagine.. so we had a big sticker that said (Uncle Bens 9 easy steps to cook rice) that i had been saving for such an occasion, so we slaped it on his winsheild! no harm done, we thought it was pretty funny! i bet he was pretty mad tho! lol