Neutrons and atoms.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barman gives it to him he asks "How much?"
The barman replies "For you - no charge."


Two atoms were walking along the street, and one of them said: "Oh no! I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."

:LOL: :LOL: :rolleyes: **)

Hmmm, those look familiar:LOL:

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Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter

Hmmm, those look familiar:LOL:

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"POSITIVELY" Familiar! groan..

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Originally Posted by johnboy

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barman gives it to him he asks "How much?"
The barman replies "For you - no charge."


Two atoms were walking along the street, and one of them said: "Oh no! I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."

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I got a charge out of them :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::D