I was treated to a big dinner with my in laws.

It was supposed to be at their Son's house, but his girl left him ( with an empty house) yesterday.

When I arrived, my brother in law was enroute to assist the aforementioned child, as the kid was out in the woods with his hot rodded lawn mower (redneck ATV) where he ran out of gas, but not before his buddy got his foot broken.

Well, five minutes after they all got back, the neighbors came over showing their asses, upset at the kid's noisy hot rod lawn mower.

That got settled, we had a nice dinner, then took the kid with a broken foot to emer-care, as he could now not walk on the foot, despite having kept it on ice for a couple hours.

Just chalk it up to an average redneck in-law holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving!