Aussie?
Me an Aussie?
Not likely!
I'm a Kiwi!
From New Zealand.
The Aussies got sent to their country in convict ships; you can still see the shackle marks around their ankles.
We chose to come to our country, driven here by the Irish potato famine and the Scottish clearings; but freemen all!
Easy to tell the difference; we're the refined polite ones, they're the rough and rude ones.