While doing my daily perusal of the Racing Junk ads today and ran across some of the "trigger" phrases that over the years I've learned really mean, "Ignore this Ad!".... Here's some of mine, I'm sure you guys can add more.

Rust Free--We're supposed to believe that the car has absolutely no rust when in all actuality it's got floorboards like a Fred Flintstone car and the frame rails resemble Swiss Cheese. But the seller is not going to charge extra for the rust!!!!

Barn Find--This car has spent the last couple weeks in somebody's shed.

Badazz Engine--The engine is bone stock but has a Thumper Cam.

Original Mileage--It was the original miles on the junkyard car I got the speedometer from.

Survivor--This thing is so bad that nobody has been willing to spend any time or money on it over the years, so everything on and in it is junk.

Show Quality--Got an Honorable Mention Trophy for "most potential" at a recent get-together in the Wal Mart parking lot.

9 Second Street Machine--True statement, but it was on the 1/8 mile track.

Numbers Matching--The Vin number on the dashboard and the title are the same.

Pristine Interior--I just put 3 coats of Armor All on the dash, seats, and steering wheel, and it rained last week so the windows look pretty good too.

There's a lot more that tell me to not think seriously about this car, curious what else other's watch for when going through the ads.......???????