Based on some of the "looks" (or more often refusal to even glance in my direction) I get from the uptight matrons in their high dollar imports at stop lights here in the city a second verse comes to mind:

One of these things is blatantly illegal
Three of these things are politically correct
One of these things is blatantly illegal
Now I wonder which one you will select??

One might replace "blatantly illegal" with "totally improper", but you get the idea...