Quote Originally Posted by pro70z28 View Post
I was asked to get in a pool today for 20 bux. I bet tomorrow I'll have 20 bux more than they do.
A lady in my wife's bridge group mentioned last night that her husband still participates in the office lottery pool, fearing that the week he stops is the week they'll hit the big win. Then she said, "Oh, and he retired in 1999!"

I call lottery tickets "Voluntary Tax".