A deceased friend of mine used to go into a large chain store to look at toys for his grandkids,,with his wife..If there were too many young children around,Dave,(yes thats his name) would hunch up,and go pigeon toed,and say loudly to his wife(who would be holding his hand by now)MARILYN...I WANNA SEE THE DOLLIES....(dribbling as he said it LOUDLY)To which Marilyn would say,''No David,,you know what happened last time,,you arent going near them today..''He would then stack on a small but significant act,,and it would only take a few minutes,and the toy section would be quite empty,,so Dave and Marilyn could do ther shopping and leave...He was a master at putting on an act in public,,and you never quite knew when it was going to happen..(unfortunately)