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So some of you lament Ken Thurm not posting since the change in software. I thought I'd start a thread to post up some of the near daily communication from him as he's still alive and well. I say daily advisedly, since some days I don't hear from him, especially when he's off on business trips. Anyway, here's the first installment.
Ever seen an inbred cat?
That's sure better than some of the pictures you post. :D:LOL::LOL:
Might have known there would be a CATch to it..:LOL: Something lost in the translation,there Uncle Bob..:D I was expecting something with a blank look in its eyes,and maybe buck teeth...:eek:
Ken,,gotta agree with that,too..
You two can be replaced ya know....................:p
I have friends in Detroit too. :D:LOL::LOL:
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Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter
Rumor has it your moving in with him.;):LOL::LOL:
Gee Bob, Ken sent me that too and I hit the delete button.....quickly.
That explains why you failed art appreciation class Mikey!;)
:LOL:Yeah....I got friends in Taihape...Gumboot capital of NZ..:eek::eek::LOL:Quote:
Originally Posted by NTFDAY
Another victim of the economy.....................poor thing has no shoes!
Now why couldn't I find poor wayward waifs like that when I was younger? I coulda offered so much help to the poor dear lasses...
not everyone lost their butt in the downturn, so it appears
She has been wearing those shorts for a good while,too...Not a lot left...tsk,tsk,tsk..:rolleyes:
lamin8r.......the shorts used to be full Levis that apparently wore when dragging the ground.....is that feasible?
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Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter
Sure is amazing how good those operations have gotten Bob.At one time that used to be.......................:eek::whacked::LOL::LOL:
Could be..wait on,,Ill go back to the pic,,,and examine them again.:whacked:..hmmmm..could be...Not much more than a denim belt now....:cool::cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by robot
To be honest,,I am quite surprised that Uncle Bob has pix like that,,,cos they are WAYYY different to the usual fare he gives us..Not that Im complaining,,no,not at all..
Please don't complain at least She's easy on the old eyes....He has some stuff that would blind you, like Don's girlfriends
See, Charlie gets it.........................you guys could learn from the ol' master.........;)
I'm going to be on the road for the next couple days, so I'll post up a couple at once just to keep the pace.
Remember a bit ago when NASA was warning of a satelite falling and couldn't predict where? Stay alert..........
NASA satellite falls on car. [VIDEO]
Then there's one that will inform you why you don't often see men having an advice column...........
You guys should think about Ferrari's or something that you could afford the upkeep on!!!!!!
Remember a bit ago when NASA was warning of a satelite falling and couldn't predict where? Stay alert..........
NASA satellite falls on car. [VIDEO]
Strange you should bring this up as Germany (I think) has one falling out of the sky now too
I keep telling you guys, Bob has been abducted by aliens and replaced with a clone, who just happens to have better taste in women than the old Bob ! :LOL::LOL: I say we just keep quiet for fear they return the old one to us.
Don
Good idea,Don..We dont want any change there,do we??I had to pinch myself when I saw that pic..Thought I was dreaming..Quote:
Originally Posted by Itoldyouso
I had to go back to that picture 3 times because there was something about shoes, I still can't get past her shorts to see the shoes.
Hey,didnt notice that...she has FEET...Quote:
Originally Posted by BradC
How to lose weight and have fun at the same time (it's a chick thing really....)
Contrex - Ma Contrexpérience - 97s - YouTube
I came here looking for a '32 roadster, sedan, pick up, etc. The cat was funny, but the shoeless chick has really saved this thread ;)
That's one of the more "family friendly" ones......................................you're too young for some of the stuff he sends...................:rolleyes:;)
maybe comparatively, but I don't feel so young these days! Still young enough to keep up with her though ;)
Bob & the blonde...........
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women will be finished reading this by now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to employ.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The Managing Director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass to drink.He tried it and said,"It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope,matured in steel containers, not best quality but acceptable. "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass....
"It's a Cabernet Sauvignon, eight years old, a south-western slope,oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees, requires three more years for finest results.." "Correct again." Said the boss.
And so followed a third glass...
''It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne ,drinking well and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something different.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't give me the job,
I'll name the father."
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Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter
See, that's what you get for messing with some of those "cuties" you post. :D**)**)**)