Definition of an oxymoron:

An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or oxymora) (from Greek ὀξύμωρον, "sharp dull") is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. Oxymorons appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as ground pilot and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a paradox


Last night I watched the ultimate oxymoron. It was the "Best of Car Warriors." But then they topped that by naming the Car of the Year, Built By Car Warriors. I guess the way they chose the winner was they picked the one that had the least amount of bondo falling off of it already.

At least that show is good for comic relief.

Don