The younger folks would answer this list by saying:

"what's a drive in?"
"how could you have your arm around her, all cars have bucket seats"
"I'm afraid of guns"
"we cant have fireworks here"
"my ricer wont squeal the tires"
"my ricer only holds one friend in the trunk"
"we dont go parking, my folks let us get nekkid at home"
"what's a reverb?"