Thread: Have You Ever?

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Some are repeats from long ago

HAVE YOU EVER?

1. Have you ever driven your manual transmission car and your girlfriend shifted gears for you because you didn't want to take your arm from around her?

2. Have you ever been parking with your girlfriend and the car wouldn't start afterward?

3. Have you ever found unknown clothing in your vehicle?

4. Have you ever installed a reverberator in your vehicle?

5. Have you ever used wire to hold your license plate on?

6. Have you ever hunted game from inside your vehicle? Did you shoot a gun inside the vehicle?

7. Have you ever have fireworks explode inside your vehicle?

8. Have you ever entered the drive in movie with people in your trunk?

9. Have you ever left the drive in movie but forgot to put the speaker back on its rack?

10. Have you ever rolled your window down at the drive in restaurant and the tray fell off the window?

11. Have you ever worked on your car beside the road using a cigarette lighter for light?

12. Have you ever put an on/off switch in your brake light circuit?

13. Have you ever accidently had the car in reverse at the starting line?

14. Have you ever red lighted by more than one second?

15. Have you ever had the police ask you to step out of the car when you were parking? Did you have to put your clothes back on?

16. Have you ever entered your car at a drag race using a fake name?

17. Have you ever pulled the choke lever out to make your car sound like it had a bigger cam?

18. Have you ever squealed your tires in front of a girl’s house to impress her?

19. Have you ever “shifted” your automatic transmission so it sounded like a stick? Did you really fool anyone?

20. Have you ever lied to the tech inspector at the drags? Did you get caught?

21. Have you ever lied about the size of your engine? Did anyone believe you?

22. Have you ever altered a timing slip to impress your friends?

23. Have you ever been asked to leave at a drive in movie?

24. Have you ever ran out of gas on a date?

25. Have you ever put a "necker's knob" on your steering wheel?