Now that more and more seniors are texting there appears to be a need for a Senior Texting Code

ATD: At the Doctors
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring your own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving while incontinent
FWB: friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot where I was
FYI: Found your insulin
GGPBL: Gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA: got heartburn AGAIN
HGBM: Had good bowl movement
IMHO: Is my hearing-aid on?
LMDO: Laughing my dentures out
LOL: Living on Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s on
OMMR: on my massage recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL….CGU: Rolling on floor laughing.. Can’t get up!
SGGP: Sorry got go poop
TTYL: talk to you louder
WAITT: Who am I talking to?
WTFA: Wet the furniture AGAIN!
WTP: Where’s the prunes?
WWNO: Walker needs oil…