super bowl seat

[Ken Thurm]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
>
> As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
>
> He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was
> sitting there.
>
> "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible," said the first man.
>
> "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl,
> the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"
>
> The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
> supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
>
> This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got
> married in 1967."
>
> "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
> someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
>
> The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

[Dave Severson]

Good one Ken!!!!!

We all have our priorities!!!!!

[Itoldyouso]

Heck, the SuperBowl only comes once a year, ya know.

Don

[rspears]

Good one, and Great Timing!! I'll venture this joke will be retold a thousand times today!! Heck, I'll use it at least two or three times!