Wanted Clean Jokes

My wife works with Sister's of a religious order. One Sister is in her 80's with a sense of humor and loves telling jokes (Clean Ones That Is) sometimes she will tell the same joke to my wife, and my wife lets on like she hasn’t heard it.

The Sister is really nice and she likes to spread humor to the other Sisters, and friends some are in their 90's , so if anyone has clean jokes add them to the jokes site or here so I can pass them onto her.

Thanks, Richard

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Originally Posted by ford2custom

My wife works with Sister's of a religious order. One Sister is in her 80's with a sense of humor and loves telling jokes (Clean Ones That Is) sometimes she will tell the same joke to my wife, and my wife lets on like she hasn’t heard it.

The Sister is really nice and she likes to spread humor to the other Sisters, and friends some are in their 90's , so if anyone has clean jokes add them to the jokes site or here so I can pass them onto her.

Thanks, Richard

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How about some of these?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Religious.htm

Or like this??

Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?"

God replied, "So you would love her".

Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?".

God replied, "So that you would love her".

Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?".

God said "So you would love her".

Finally, Adam asked "Why did you make her so dumb?"

God replied, "So that she would love you!".

It came from here:
http://www.cleanjoke.com/

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rspears, Thanks I'll have my wife get those to her. This Sister should have been on America’s Got Talent.

If you get a chance look at the joke thread, the last joke I posted was from her.

Thanks, Richard

dogtag, She could pull that one off. My wife says she tells jokes like she is still teaching class as she was a teacher. There should be a show on TV with the older Sister's, they have eased up in their older years. My wife says there is one that reminds her of Floyd the barber from Mayberry with her actions while speaking.

Thanks, Richard

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

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Originally Posted by ford2custom

rspears, Thanks I'll have my wife get those to her. This Sister should have been on America’s Got Talent.

If you get a chance look at the joke thread, the last joke I posted was from her.

Thanks, Richard

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:LOL: Pretty cute!:LOL:

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