Thread: My Solution for the TSA Groping Problem

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I say let em' ride the bus. }:-(

...but first I'll go let those babes pat me down a couple times. :-)~

I think I prefer the Slider Screening program.

Each passenger is offered a small pulled pork sandwich (a slider). Anyone who refuses to eat it gets the full, physical screening. The rest of us move along smartly to our plane, and have something more flavorful and nutricious than a dinky bag of old peanuts or stale pretzels. This has the added benefit of being much less expensive than the current program to boot.

Mark Levine said today that, if the President would take his hand out of Mr. Levine's pants, Mr. Levine would gladly let TSA put their hand in.