Thread: My Wife Said NO! YOUR A JUNK ADDICT

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My wife was taking me to the Dentist this morning; I spotted a Tractor with a sign for sale $2,000. I wanted to stop and see it; she said no you don't need that Antique piece of JUNK. My wife says you want anything you see!! I said I'm driving home, she said not in my car. I said if you don’t stop on the way home I'll never speak to you again. I was at the Dentist office longer then I expected. I had taken pain pills before going and they gave me more shots then they thought they would have to. One tooth had to have a huge filling and the other tooth had to have a crown. I was in the Dentist chair for 3 hours they were taken an impression on a tooth. I was supposed to keep my mouth close for three minutes and I felt my mouth opening as I was falling asleep, they had to do another one. My back was really hurting and I kept putting my hand behind it the Dental assistant asked if I wanted a pillow I said yes, the Dr said he saw me squirming. On the way home I was woozy, my wife was driving faster then usual maybe because she had to sit at the Dentist office for over 3 hrs and with a discount it was over $900 dollars. I missed the tractor but she wouldn't go back. My wife said you have a bush hog you just paid $675 for now you want a tractor to pull it. I said I could put a rope around her and she could pull it. No tractor for me.

Richard