Potty Humor

I seem to get into all sorts of trouble in the rest rooms.
Not by design, either.
This time, We're having dinner after the car show and I excuse myself to go back to the growler to commune with nature, so to speak.....
So, I'm sitting there doing what comes natural and looking at the pix of the cars I took on my digital camera when all of a sudden...POP!!! The whole commode
jumps up about three inches with me sitting on it....WTF???? Earthquake????
I wait a minute and all is well. I'm thinkin' a logging truck or something went by out side or something.
I go back to looking at my pictures. POP!!! The commode drops down a few inches....scares the krap out of me.
I'm really wondering what the heck is going on and then another POP!! Up I go again. This time I jump up and do a hurry up clean up and buckle my pants and then I hear a flush from the other side of the wall and then some oriental woman speaking. Another POP..(this time I'm not sitting)
It dawned on me that the two commodes were connected together by a common pipe in this old restaurant and it was like the commodes were on each end of a big teeter totter.
OK, damn it, that does it, I think.
I jump up on the commode and grab the tops of the stall and
jumpity jumpity jumpity, jump up and down on the commode.

I listen and hear an "eeei eeei eeeei and a bunch of frantic babble I couldn't understand.....the door next door banging shut and this oriental sputtering disappear down the hall.
Guess I showed her she shouldn't mess with a man on a mission.

Went back to my seat and told my Buds....and then the bar maid.
Thought she was gonna mess herself. Thought my bud, Bruce was gonna pass most of his beer through his nose....LOL Haven't laughed that hard for a couple of years.....poor lady, though

Dogtag

When Opportunity presents itself, one must do what one can do....

The way I see it, it's not really your fault anyway Dog!!!

Awwww Latrene Humor, the kind the Wiffys just don't understand !

bad dog...:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

At work we have the same setup. You'll be doing an old number 2 when boom up goes the toilet. What's worse, the air vent from the ladies room is connected to the guys side, so smells seam to ooze out of the vent into our side when you least expect it!:LOL: