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After comming out of the bathroom I threw the door open and ran thru the house and in to the Garage where my wife keeps the TP rolls.
I brought in a new package of TP, and broke out a a magnifi glass to read the package. My wife asked me what are you doing? I said I am looking for what grit this TP is!!! She asked why do you need to know that.
I said because the way this stuff tears up my butt, I should be able to sand down my truck with it. She didn't even give me a grinn.
Kurt
:LOL::LOL: maybe she just thought you were crazy or had a stroke.:LOL:
Barb, it sounds like early stages of oh.......... I can't think of it now I must be getting it too.
Richard
Careful Kurt......................she could make it worse......................
Bob, I always heard the old saying about getting a piece of butt is that what they meant?
Richard
Kurt, put your glasses on man, that WASN'T toilet paper!!! :eek::LOL::LOL:
Don
You guys are using a much lower git than me.
I guess my TP ain't looking so bad now.
HE! HE! HE! Kurt
24 Grit disc on a 4" sander will take the burrs off Kurt, just do it in short bursts. Some manufacturers don't take the bark off the tree when making the product you are talking about. What I found when married was my wife had her tissue (very soft) and the cheapest stuff for me,(16 grit).:LOL:
when youv`e had to use one of these .. you wont complain much about ruff paper :HMMM:. iv`e done it
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...g?t=1281392790
TMI - Hoss....
I wonder what the white patch on the one ear of corn is from???
It's kinda like a cigar, you got to bite off a little from the end before you use it
The white spot would be the handle.
I think your right.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyardgirl
Hey, I'd rather use sandpaper than the stuff my mother-in-law does. I swear that she buys the cheapest toilet paper she can find. THEN she separates the ply's. The stuff is see-through thin and cheese grader rough. THAT's cheap.
We use John Wayne toilet paper around my house. It's rough and tough and won't take poop off anybody!
Bob,
What version of PhotoShop are you running? Man, that is some good work.:3dSMILE:
Jack.
MRJB929; She only use's that TP when you come over, because she just wants to be a pain in the butt like most mother in - laws!!! HE! HE! HE!
Bride says "ain't that just like a bunch of boys, giggling and joking about toilet paper and such stuff." There's a couple of pretty good laughs in this, though. :LOL::LOL::rolleyes::3dSMILE:
Our TP is so thin it only has one side.
Oh yeah, and Superman uses steel wool
Ok guys here is a good one listen too this it fits right in with this post.
Kurt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7sn...eature=related
I tell ya; when we first got married we were so broke we had to use both sides of the TP.
:eek::LOL:
Yeah, but does it cause towel dingles??!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYXnR...eature=channel
I worked for a company that was owned by an accountant and the stuff he bought for the mens bathroom was just like wax paper. You had to take your own to work.
Information overload!!!!!:eek: Things you wish you never read!!......:LOL::3dSMILE::pQuote:
Originally Posted by HOSS429
We kept a Sears-Roebuck catalog in our one-holer out back. Rip out a page, crumple it up a little and.....
:eek:Chuck Norris uses porcupines
Cos hes sooo tuff...:LOL: