I can't believe how insensitive you guys are! Next thing you know you'll be talking about Darwin awards or something!

Having lived in Seattle for 30 years now I've come to realize what the real problem here is. This poor fellow is a victim, he needs our help. If you don't agree with me about that you obviously don't care as much as I do.

The real villain here is Big Oil! If they didn't purposely make that gasoline stuff so dangerous and flammable nothing bad would have happened. We should ban that stuff! Oh, and while we're at it, the glass bottle probably broke too, so let's put the CEO who runs the company that makes such an unstable container in prison! Time for several congressional investigations, some committee studies, and bring on the lawyers!!! Down with corporate America!!








Wow, that was easier than I thought.