3-word story

said Henry Ford

counting his Green

Honda hybrid collection

while riding a

nitro harley scooter

only from 1961

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because they were

on centerline wheels

with very large

rear end padding

to help reduce

boney bum syndrome

and sore arse

cos the seat

had broken springs

that were sharp

and very rusty

with pointy ends

Get/yer Tetanus shot

ouch,too late

bits fell off

during first burnout

in the waterbox

full of broken

stud bolts and

rusty brake springs

NHRA Warning - oildown

Pinks All Out

has been canceled

and good riddance

I'm still here.....

so's SPEED Channel

and armpit fungus

and toe jam

high heeled boots

with sexy whip

cream on'er moustache

and the beard

with bald head

shining like da'moon