3-word story

tire eating shotgun

lousy pizza flavour

without the works

Ban vegetarian foods

and eat beaver

for fathers day

Mello's been Mellowed!!!

sayit aint so

Maybe just stiched

I suggested grazyglue

yellow's been yellowed?

and stapled too

Then folded up

and thrown away

like old slicks

ona rainy day

coffee and donuts

For all Police

and fire men

and the Paramedic's

Including Roy Desoto

And Freddy Mercury

Texas' Fabulous Thunderbirds

really drove Chevys

after the Nash

and before the...............

big block Mopar

the Olds Rocket

on more steroids

planted ina 442

Hot rod lincoln

The Mighty 460

With cobra heads

Powering their helicopter

winning the war

against import cars

with D8 Cats

and john deere

at tractor pulls

and hawg callin's