3-word story

stuck home w\flu

the wife shared

feel like death

hope your spared!

We share somuch
they just resiprocate
a gentle touch
and then procrastinate

my finger's crossed

we've been lucky

surely been exposed

don't need da'yuckies

Yuckies, says it'all

no need Yuckies

been a while

since having Crud

when I do

I'm 100% dud

DUD. That says

Exactly how'I feel!

sorry guys but

I feel great

wish you could

re cip rocate

guess what Y'all?

my Wiffy's sick

putting her n'quarantine

feed with longstick

or a slingshot

good idea Charlie

I'm getting paranoid

Run and Hide

that's just how

I got sick

from my bride!

fill her up

with red wine

then she'll sleep

all the time

save a bottle

for yourself, too

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Hot Rod Nick

save a bottle

for yourself, too

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Red is good

vitamins in bottle..;);)

fruit of da'vine

makes'ya feel fine

From Boons farm????
maybe some ripple
theres no harm
if you dribble

Mad Dog 20/20

Can make'ya Crazy

Drink to much

Makes things Hazy

Days long gone

drunk & disorderly

left with headache

and an attorney

Laughing arse off

Quote:

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Originally Posted by MelloYello

Laughing arse off

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pick it up

put it back

you look silly

without a crack..:D:D:whacked::whacked:

Robin's a poet

Lynda don't knowit

He never rhymes

any other time

Now I'm speechless

nuthin to say

might go back

to work........hey:D

Lammies at work

a dedicated guy

makin' some parts

without asking why!

roses are red

so is wine

refill my glass

I'll be fine

that's not'a glass

it'sa Gallon jug

next up is

the commode ta'hug

red wines good

won't go blind

drink up large

you be fine..:cool::cool:

if drinking large

and drinking faster

it's gonna hurt

the morning after

if you're slow

and sip the

stuff,will take

a while before

you've had enough...:LOL::LOL:

he lit a

match to check

gas tank that's

why they call

him Skinless Frank !

Burma Shave LOL

(wife's real sick, my computer went belly up, I'm on her computer and that sounds like the lyrics of a Country Song don't it?)

not a'song writer
used to bang
drums.and symbols
was my thang

little drummer boy?

(of course you've heard all the drummer jokes, eh?)

made lots noise
(Did that last 2 years of H.S. and for a while after.)

played 13 instruments

none very well

quit in 2012

it was time

I could tell

(did you hear about the band bus that ran off the cliff and killed 13 musicians and a drummer?)

Another reason ta-quit

Played guitar also
no horns forme

my sons disagreed

but I knew

better than asked

ta'leave the crew

A guitar played

but not well

hurt my ears

but, oh well!

you can tell
when played well
be soon forgotten
if played rotten

I'm not even

a memory then! (rofl)