3-word story

but hate AK-47s
http://www.nz-hotrod.com/vbulletin/s...6684#post86684

and 48's are

Hard to eat

too much lead

in the rear

when not looking

in the mirror

without his beer

he can't hear

his wife complaining

good for him!

But not so

For the dog

from the SPCA

makes me cry