3-word story

watch for onions

make you cry

unlike apple pie


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onion pie is

awful nice and

makes you cry

more than twice

Now I'm lost!

Take a look
at the picture
it's clear to see
she's got the
pie for me

Hasse’s Pie Liqueurs
what I mean
Raise head up
keep it clean!

keep it clean?

I'm gonna try

I'd rather have

pie in'da sky !

Keeps on turning

and Proud Mary

keeps on churning

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
On-a River Boat

in a lake...

full of liquor

makes 'er slicker

add some pie

gets me high

don't know why

pie gets'ya high

so maybe I

give'it a try

Did Mary really

have a lamb?

Was it's fleece

white as snow?

enquiring minds really

want to know!

Big Bad Wolf

would know but

He wouldn't tell

said that mutton

wasn't very good

and when cooking

smelled like hell

So-he ate Mary
sweat as pie,
the story goes
Wolf wouldn’t Lie

with lips MUFFled

it garbled da'words

the screams from

sweet Mary can

still be heard

(Burma Shave LOL)