April Fools, Gotcha!

Oh, Gawd, did I ever real everyone in at my Gym this morning.

We were all standing around and somebody started talking about their dogs and how
strangely they were behaving in this Spring weather.
I saw my opening and said, Yeah, I was out in the shop this morning cleaning the carb for
one of my mowers in a pan of gas and using an old tooth brush......The old neighbor dog, Tiger,
comes over and while I'm working, I hear lap lap lap lap and turn around to see him lapping up
the the last of my cleaning solution.
By this time, everybody is intently listening........ then old Tiger starts running around and around and
around and then finally......PLOP!!!!

"Oh MY GOD", says "Tanya did he DIE"?

I said, "Naw....he just ran out of Gas".

Almost got thrown out on my ear.

DT

Excellent! Well done. Amazing how old jokes can be recycled with a new generation.

Pat

i was in wallmart yesterday and a blind man with a seeing eye dog came in and he picked up the dog by it`s tail and began to swing it around over his head .. security came running up to him and ask why he was doing that and the blind man said " i`m just looking around ""