Sounds like Hunter or Windham is having an end of season festival to me!!!

I doubt very much that weighting/unweighting and carving your turn (in what medium??) will accomplish what you want in a "timely" fashion.

Leave your computer on and 'tuned' to this forum and a note pasted to the monitor screen while you give it a try so we can be notified by someone when the Life Flight chopper leaves. If you end up in an Albany hospital, I'll come to visit.