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		1 Attachment(s) Rusty Chevrolet 
		Rusty Chevrolet 
 
 To the tune of 'Jingle Bells'
 
 
 
 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
 IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
 DOWN THE ROAD I GO
 SLIDING ALL THE WAY
 I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
 I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
 MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
 BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE
 
 CHORUS:
 RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
 THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
 I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
 AND THEN I START TO PRAY
 THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
 THE RADIO IT'S OK
 OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
 THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET
 
 I WENT TO THE IGA
 TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
 I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
 AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
 SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
 RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
 I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
 TO GET THE CAR TO STOP
 
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 BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
 IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
 PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
 I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
 I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
 TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
 CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
 IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH
 
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		That sounds like something Dave Severson wrote.:) 
 
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		That old Chevy might be rusty and falling apart, but by God it still made it from point A to point B!!! LIKE A ROCK!!!