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02-19-2008 10:12 PM #9
That's pretty realistic.
This should fit right in;
Senior questions
Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy
members of the opposite sex who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore -- under fiction
Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a
mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
memory storage ?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they
enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.'
Q: What is the most frequent thought when going from one room to
another?
A: 'What did I come here for?'Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.





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A belated Happy 78th Birthday Roger Spears
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