.........you trust the media do ya?

Having been interviewed three times myself, this isn't as far fetched as it seems.




Subject: A motorcyclist is riding by the zoo......

A motorcyclist is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents. The rider jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the
lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says;
Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole
life.

Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.

Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know,
and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle
do you ride?

A Harley Davidson.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions, and reads, on the first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.