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I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms...telephone bill, water bill, electric bill and so on... If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot his ass on site!...

Originally Posted by jyardgirl

I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms...telephone bill, water bill, electric bill and so on... If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot his ass on site!...

Barb,if thats on fb,,I had better go and ''borrow''it from you..

Originally Posted by jyardgirl

I have a stalker ! I absolutely hate YOU! . I think he likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms...... If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot his ass on site!...

wait till you meet these fellows barb


I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life. Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer

he has a new battery .. new fuel filter .. it will sometimes start but most times wont .. by start i mean crank up and run ... we think it may be the ignition swith ... white agian lammy ... just like it was