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01-06-2010 02:53 PM #11
dont we love this woman
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an airplane was about to crash. there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
the 1`st passenger said " i am kobe bryant the best basket ball player in the NBA. i cant afford to die. he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger was Hilary Clinton. she said " i am the wife of a former president as well as i am a senator from new york and i am the smartest woman in america so she took the 2nd parachute and jumped. The 3rd passenger , barach obama said " i am the president of the united states . i must not die . so he took the 3d parachute. the 4th passenger. Rev. Billy Grahmn said " i am a man of GOD and i will place my life in his hands.so he told the 5th passenger.a 10 year old school girl.'' you , little girl , take the 4th parachute. the little girl said " thats ok Mr grahmn" the smartest woman in america took my schoolbag...iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
John's ride to the cemetery, his beloved Billings OK bus, The Baby Elephant!! Traveling in style!! As his service was starting I couldn't figure out what the music was, heavy on a flute in a jaunty...
John Norton aka johnboy