Things You Can Say on Thanksgiving and Get Away with

[viking]

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10.Don't play with your meat.

11.Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13.I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14.You still have a little bit on your chin.

15.How long will it take after you stick it in?

16.You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18.That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19.How long do I beat it before it's done



HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

[StreetRodder23]

RECALLS ON the Butterball Turkeys are in full swing already,
Someone forgot to Butter the BALLS!!

[flh4speed]

"thats gonna make you fat , well never mind!"

"hows that diet comin along?"

"it sure looked better on the box"