When I heard the story it was the wife saw a spider in the toilet sprayed bug killer in the toilet then closed the lid, the husband came in with a cig threw it in the toilet and burned his butt. Still laugh everytime I hear something like it.
One of the best stories I heard was the husband threw a rope over the house and told the son to tie it to something strong. Then the husband climbed the roof to work. The wife came out jumped into the car and drove off, she was three blocks down the road before she knew she was dragging something. LOL I always wondered if he beat the kid first or the wife after he healed up.
Brad