A man was stranded for several months on an island when one day he noticed a small boat anchored a few hundred yards offshore.

Before he could get over his excitement, a woman wearing a wetsuit comes up out of the water and walks onshore.

"I'm saved," he yells, "I've been trapped here for months! Can you take me back to the mainland."

"Sure, I can take you back. But since you've been here for so many months, is there anything you would like right now?"

The man answered, "What I miss most about civilization would have to be alcohol.
You wouldn't happen to have anything to drink, would you?"

The woman unzips one of the pocket in her wetsuit and pulls out a hip flask of whiskey, which she hands to the man.
"Is there anything else you've missed?" she asks.

"Well, I always loved relaxing with a fine cigar after a hard days work."

The woman unzips another pocket and pulls out several cigars and a lighter which she gives to the man. "Anything else?"

The man thinks for a moment.
He has a way home, whiskey and cigars.
"Nothing that comes to mind," he replies.

"You've been here for a very long time," she says,
"Wouldn't you like to play around before we leave?"

The man's jaw drops.
"You mean you have a set of golf clubs in your wetsuit too?"