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    Go up to a tree and take a leak - If your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes,
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    Wouldn't this knot your knickers!!
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    Last edited by rspears; 09-16-2022 at 12:47 PM.
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    what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOW'D View Post
    what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?
    I expect it's Photo Shopped.

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    If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.

    It's a novel solution to heat soak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firebird77clone View Post
    If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.

    It's a novel solution to heat soak.
    Torque converter can boil the fluid inside, plus where is the wiring? The lower mount and below has a line across the housing. I'd say Photoshop job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firebird77clone View Post
    If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.
    It's a novel solution to heat soak.
    Quote Originally Posted by 34_40 View Post
    Torque converter can boil the fluid inside, plus where is the wiring? The lower mount and below has a line across the housing. I'd say Photoshop job.
    Plus the solenoid looks like it infringes on the space for the torque converter, doesn't it? Let's say it's PhotoShopped or Faked. It's on the Joke Page and was posted on a FB site as a joke.
    Last edited by rspears; 09-27-2022 at 11:22 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rspears View Post
    Let's say it's PhotoShopped or Faked. It's on the Joke Page and was posted on a FB site as a joke.
    And it was a good one! Caused some additional conversations
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    thanks for the smile JB

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    Quote Originally Posted by 34_40 View Post
    thanks for the smile JB
    Thanks. I like the simple 'schoolboy' ones.
    Like this one:
    'We got a waterbed to spice up our love life.
    It didn't work.

    We drifted further apart.'

    and this:

    'In the newspaper today: The inventor of throat lozenges has died.
    There will be no coffin at his funeral.'
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    AHhhhh.. UMmmm.. yes.. the first one doesn't work.. And the second one didn't cause a gag.. 8-)

    p.s. are you sure the spelling is correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 34_40 View Post
    AHhhhh.. UMmmm.. yes.. the first one doesn't work.. And the second one didn't cause a gag.. 8-)

    p.s. are you sure the spelling is correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOW'D View Post
    what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?
    Guess what! It's a Cadillac Northstar or a Bentley!!
    Last edited by rspears; 10-05-2022 at 03:14 PM.
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